#sometimes i think about someone writing the fic where sherlock is actually someone that john created to ease his loneliness after the war #in fact everyone is just a figment of john’s imagination #and it’s one of the reasons why we never see sherlock eat #plot bunnies
well fuck you too. it’s not like I would live and breathe fic like this if it existed or anything
It’s why no one visits Sherlock’s blog. It’s why Mrs. Hudson suggests that he might not need the second bedroom. It’s why John is walking through an empty building in the first episode, but then enters the perfect room to see Sherlock and the taxi driver in the building across. None of the crimes actually happen. It’s just John standing around in mostly unpopulated areas.
WHY WOULD YOU EVER WRITE THAT
STAAAAAAAAAAAAHP
sobbu sobbu
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
WHAT THE FUCK.
NO.
JUST.
NO.
BECAUSE MOFFAT ISN’T TERRIBLE ENOUGH
TO US.I obviously have no heart because I find this idea intriguing.
I may or may not have read a fic like this once.
(Source: a-torvs)
